When I’m in a nursery barn and curious little piglets come over to check me out, they often line up a safe distance from me at first.  It’s very cute (of course) and reminds me of a little Sharks & Jets scene from West Side Story.  West Swine Story?  Bear with me.

You’re just hanging out minding your own business and one guy wanders over, all surreptitiously.  Check out how casual his friend is trying to be.  Fail.

Then a few more walk over to join them.   And suddenly you think something might be going on.

And you’re pretty sure you’re gonna be outnumbered.

Snap. Snap. Snap. If that’s not a theatrical chorus line of piggy gang members, I don’t know what is.

The end.